Tit Joke
I know Kathy reads my stories and I hope she doesn’t mind me telling this one. She is the key player in this little moment. From the title, you already know that I am going…
Chiropractor Farts
If you are expecting this story to end well, then maybe you should just stop now. My closest friends know that I don’t like to get vulgar, unless of course I have to, so now…
Crème Brûlée in O’Malleys Pub
Before I begin I just want to say that I asked my wife first if I could write this story. She is the protagonist here in this story and this is a tragedy, so it…
The Easter Bunny Scandal
It was 1972, I was ten years old and my younger brother, Charlie, was six. We lived in a very modest home in Hammond, Indiana. We didn’t have much but we did have loving parents…
A Good Cat Slapping
I’ve written some good stories over the years about our cat, Gabriel, Gabe for short. Gabe Spanks a Spider and The Shrinking Box Game to name a few. I thought I would set down and…
Crawling Through a Maze
When I was a freshman in college I signed up for Psychology 101, classic freshman move. I remember in particular the textbook that I bought for the class. I loved all the interesting content that…
Fuzzy Wuzzy
Have you ever worked with the metal known as pewter? It’s quite pliable. You can bend it into almost any shape you want. Get creative. Pewter plays an important part in this story. Just keep…
Dunk Tank Diving
Instantly you are upside down swirling in a water world trying to find the surface so you can get some much needed air you missed on the way in. Instantly. That’s the best way to…
The Shrinking Box Game
There once was a cat named Gabriel who thought he might be part dog. when he was young he would run the house but later it became a jog. He shared his noble home with another.…
Dangerous Road Tricks & Bad Decisions
Growing up in Indiana was fun. But the hardest thing to do before we were old enough, was how to secure beer for the upcoming Friday night. Fortunately, we were quite clever and adaptive. There…