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(Electric) Snow Blowers are Bad!

I know, I know! Electric snow blowers are bad. I know this and so does every red-blooded American homeowner in the northern zip codes. Don’t get me wrong, there are good things about these machines,… 

The Sideways Tree

There was a day in my life. I remember it well. I was standing in front of the forest behind our home on Liable Road. I remember it well because it was a significant point… 

Airport Shoes

9-11 ushered in many new changes in our lives as we witnessed a horrific event on a grand scale of incomprehension. Many changes occurred in the airport. Security grew into a whole new industry over… 

Work Doctor Physicals

When you have worked for over forty years, you see a few things. I know I have. This uncomfortable memory reared its ugly head the other morning so I decided to jot it down and… 

A Lunch Date

Lunch is about to start at a restaurant in an old village somewhere in Mexico. Act One, Scene two. Two friends meet for lunch to catch up. Friend numero-uno is known as Fred, friend number… 

Forever Young

We were all arriving about the same time and filing into the building, destination upstairs. There was a ramp inside that turned once and finished at the second floor, which was an open area with… 

Teenager Seeking Job Opportunity

$700 dollars, that’s all I needed. But it’s 1980 and to a teenage kid trying to finish high school that’s a lot of money. One of my friends in school wanted me to sign up… 

Tit Joke

I know Kathy reads my stories and I hope she doesn’t mind me telling this one. She is the key player in this little moment. From the title, you already know that I am going… 

Chiropractor Farts

If you are expecting this story to end well, then maybe you should just stop now. My closest friends know that I don’t like to get vulgar, unless of course I have to, so now…