Getting a Haircut for Cancer
Me at my New Year’s eve party sporting the beginnings of my long hair days. I grew it until it reached my belt and then cut it off for “Locks of Love”
Water Closet Trouble in France
When one travels to Europe for the first time, one learns many new traveling tips including the most important of all. “Where is the restroom?” For those new to Eupropa, restroom facilities in general are…
The Day I Learned to Hate Pâté
Warning: this story contains smoking, strong language and sophomoric potty humor. I snuffed my half-smoked cigarette out in the ashtray and released my seatbelt. I was at work. It was a Saturday so that meant…
Planets
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Beware
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Passive
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We’ll Take The Ramp
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Never Overstate an Underscore
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1251
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Escape the Martian Monkey War
Buy this on iTunes!Buy this on Amazon!Listen on YouTube!Listen on Spotify! Welcome to the music of “Escape the Martian/Monkey War”. Here’s a great way to try before your buy. Please enjoy selected EMMW excerpts below.…